Ok. So I watch So You Think You Can Dance, presumably a show created for 13-year-old girls who are still reliving the glory days of that tap class their moms’ forced them to take as toddlers. I’m not 13 and I can’t dance, except for the Cotton-Eyed Joe (all Texans are taught this dance in music classes in elementary school. Seriously). But, I love this show! It’s cheerful and uplifting,especially if you fast forward through all the judges comments. Here’s why I watch…
Crazy Stupid Dancing
No human should be able to do this
Or this
You’re shitting me, right?
Muscles
Roman Muscles
Anguished Muscles
Girl Muscles
Asian Boy Crushes
Cole
Two-fer: Marko and Tadd
Alex Freaking Wong (Stole the name. Thank you, Meredith Hoffa from ew.com)
tWitch
Werewolf tWitch
East Coast tWitch
Cyborg tWitch
The season finale was last night and two amazingly gorgeous, other-worldly ballet dancers were anointed America’s Favorite Dancers. Rightly so because…
No one wears teeth this big so well, and she’s a ballerina that pole dances!!
Cheeky indeed.
and…
Look at this face (and abs)! And he can do crap like the picture below.
Full grown woman, over the head, one-handed. Suck it, bitches!
Congratulations to Eliana Girard and Chehon Wespi-Tschopp (whose name always makes me think of steak)!!
Ballet!
Ciao, y’all!
